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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: 100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Commentary:
Well, what do you expect from babies? They haven't even mastered the art of walking yet. 😂👶 Unemployment rate: 100%, cuteness level: off the charts! 📉 #BabyProblems
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone underestimated the power of a donut! 🍩💥 Who knew something so innocent-looking could reveal a whole new side of you? 😂 Just remember, donut judge yourself too harshly!
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful paradox of self-awareness! 🤓🤦‍♂️ Sometimes it takes a touch of brilliance to truly appreciate our own silliness. Embrace the journey from stupidity to wisdom… or just laugh at your own clever stupidity along the way! 🤪🌟"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Commentary:
"Well, it's a mystery for the ages, isn't it? 🤔 Perhaps the key to a pain-free back lies in mastering the ancient art of sitting upright in a chair! 😂💺 Or you could just embrace the slouch life and invest in a good massage chair. 😅👐"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Commentary:
"Comfort food is like a warm hug for your taste buds, until it decides to give you a bear hug around your waistline! 🍔🙈 Remember, too much comfort can lead to snug pants! 😂"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Commentary:
Ah, the brilliant mind who decided to call it a "fireplace" must have had a real passion for rest and relaxation! 🔥💤 I mean, why stop at "fire" when you can add a cozy touch of "place" to truly embrace the lazy life? 😄 Lazy brilliance at its finest!
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Commentary:
"Remember, you don't need to convince anyone of your humanity… unless you're dealing with those pesky captchas! 🤖🔒 #ProveYoureNotARobot"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Commentary:
"Having your cake and eating it too? Sounds like a delicious dilemma 🍰🍴 Who knew life’s sweetest moments could also be the most controversial? 😂"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mind of a true homebody! 🏠💭 Leaping into the exciting world outside, only to daydream about cozy blankets and Netflix marathons. 😂 Who needs bustling streets when you have the comfort of your own four walls! 🛋️ #HomeIsWhereTheHeartIs"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Commentary:
Well, that's 5 minutes well spent in the grand saga of procrastination! 🕒😅 Here's to hoping the next project doesn't become a 6-month mini-series! 📆🎬 Remember, life's too short to stress about the small stuff… until it becomes a big stuff! 😂✨