13 Funny island quotes

• Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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  6 days ago

  accent, behavior, day, desert, desert island, drop, feel, gay, humor, island, social, social behavior, stereotype, stranded, survival, thing, voice

• Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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  7 days ago

  dating, fun, humor, island, job, Job Island, joke, love, Love Island, reality, reality TV, TV, work

• The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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  7 days ago

  2, acting, alcohol, allowed, drink, drinks, humor, i, island, just, limitation, love, Love Island, night, only, over, reality, reality show, sarcasm, show, thing

• If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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  7 days ago

  chaos, contestant, contestants, course, drunk, every, forever, humor, i, island, life, love, Love Island, party, pool, reality, reality show, show, wasted

• Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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  7 days ago

  boys, cheating, disgusting, dog, dogs, humor, island, life, love, Love Island, me, obsession, real, real life, women

• When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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  1 week ago

  commentary, hate, humor, island, link, Love Island, me, sarcasm, social, social commentary, somebody

• If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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  1 week ago

  activity, anyone, beautiful, drama, fight, fighting, fun, fun activity, giant, got, i, island, just, love, Love Island, mermaid, playing, pool, reality, reality show, relaxation, show, starting, swimming, time, using, whole

• We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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  1 week ago

  able, activity, bar, drink, gender, gender role, humor, island, love, Love Island, men, party, role, should, show, social, social activity, sport, sports, television, television show, watch, watching, watching party

• Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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  1 week ago

  activity, chance, dating, fun, fun activity, getting, humor, island, kitchen, kitchen sex, laid, only, relationship, romance, sex, summer, summer romance

• People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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  2 weeks ago

  humor, island, isolation, need, own, people, scream, sneeze, unique

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