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Funny island quotes

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

3 months ago

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

3 months ago

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

3 months ago

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

3 months ago