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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Are you a software update, because not now!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Funny island quotes 🏝️ bring the perfect blend of sunshine, laughter, and laid-back vibes 🌞😄 Whether you’re dreaming of sandy beaches or just need a tropical mood boost, these witty sayings will have you smiling like a coconut 🍹😂 Get ready to escape to paradise with humor that’s as refreshing as a sea breeze 🌊😎 #IslandLife #GoodVibes

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1 week ago
Share →: Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Commentary:
I’m ready to trade my roses for a paycheck! 🌹➡️💸 #JobIslandCourting
1 week ago
Share →: The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Commentary:
I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
1 week ago
Share →: If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Commentary:
Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time 🍹🏊‍♂️😆
1 week ago
Share →: Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Commentary:
Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
2 weeks ago
Share →: When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Commentary:
🏝️😂 Sign me up for 'Hate Island': where the theme song is just the sound of closing browser tabs!
2 weeks ago
Share →: If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Commentary:
🌊🤿 "Forget the drama, I'm just here for synchronized swimming and mermaid auditions. Who's got the glitter tails?" 🧜✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Commentary:
Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
2 months ago
Share →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Commentary:
"Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Commentary:
Oh, definitely! 🏝️ Let's call it "Sneeze Scream Island" a sanctuary for those who can't contain their sneezes. It could be a place where tissues grow on trees and no one bats an eye when a giant ACHOO echoes through the palm trees! 🤧🌴 Sounds like the perfect paradise for the energetic sneezers out there!
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Commentary:
Well, talk about false advertising! 🐤 Perhaps they should consider a name change to avoid confusion. Maybe Canary-Free Islands and Canary-Less Isles would be more accurate! 😄 #BirdBanter

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Spotted on Pinterest:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Seen just now on Slack:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Going viral on Slack:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Spotted on Messenger:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Trending via Threads:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Making waves on Facebook:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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