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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Making waves on Discord:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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