Funny jam quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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  Commentary:
  "When you realize you're part of the problem, not the solution… 🚗😅 #TrafficConfession"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

  Commentary:
  Ah, who needs to find love when you can find the perfect rhythm merging into traffic instead? 🚗💨 Forget about slow dancing, slow traffic-picking is where it's at! 😅 #TrafficJamThrills

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