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Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Spotted on Discord:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Seen just now on Discord:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Shared recently on Twitch:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Live now on Twitch:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Trending via TikTok:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Just shared via Twitch:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Making waves on Twitch:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

10 shares on Threads this month:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

47 shares on X this month:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Just landed via WeChat:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Just landed via Telegram:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Just landed via Snapchat:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Spotted on Telegram:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Breaking via Twitch:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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