26 Funny January quotes

• I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

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  7 days ago

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• If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

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  1 week ago

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• Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

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  1 week ago

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• According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

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  1 week ago

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• January: the Monday of months.

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  2 weeks ago

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• January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

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  3 weeks ago

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• “Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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  2 months ago

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• “The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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  2 months ago

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• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  2 months ago

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