15 Funny January quotes

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

January is the Monday of the year.

January is the Monday of the year.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you're doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you're probably even more boring without alcohol.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

December. The month at work where everything is January's problem.

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025