15 Funny January quotes — Wordgag ツ

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

January is the Monday of the year.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Jan 28, 2025

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Jan 25, 2025

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Jan 25, 2025

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Jan 25, 2025

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Jan 25, 2025

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Jan 25, 2025