24 Funny jealousy quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

  Commentary:
  "When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃‍♀️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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  Commentary:
  "Of course, my life revolves around someone else… I just wish they’d stop spinning! 🌀😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic third-wheel dilemma! 🚴‍♂️ Being the uninvited guest at the best friend’s brunch is like trying to enjoy popcorn in a firework show—sure, you're there, but you're definitely not the star. 🍿🔥 Sometimes, third wheeling feels more like being the awkward punctuation in a love story—necessary, but often misunderstood. 😅 Still, hey, at least you're getting a front-row seat to comedy at its finest! 🎬😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, don't worry, jealousy may be deadly but it's not the leading cause of death just yet! 😂 Just remember, comparison is the thief of joy! 🙅‍♂️💀"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

  Commentary:
  Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the envy we feel towards our phones for having the luxury of a sudden 'death' and a brief escape from the constant notifications and demands of our modern world. If only we could also switch off so effortlessly and unapologetically!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"

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