89 Funny laziness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

  Commentary:
  🛋️🏃‍♂️ "I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch gave me those puppy eyes like 'Don't leave me, I'll be lonely!' 🥺 Who knew furniture could guilt trip you into skipping a workout! 😅 #CouchPotatoDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Monday, the magical day where our outfits get a second chance to shine without judgement! 🌟 Who needs a fresh wardrobe when you have Monday's forgiving nature? 😜 Embrace the repeat outfit and conquer the day with confidence! 💼🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of 'do what you love' – who knew it meant loving your bed so much you never want to leave? 🛌💤 Sounds like the ultimate work-from-bed dream job! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the irresistible call of the snooze button. 🌟💤 Dream big, but make sure to catch some Z's along the way! 💁‍♂️😴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of passive existence. 🤷‍♂️ Like a sloth in slow motion, I neither actively avoid nor actively engage. Just here for the ride, my friend. 🚶‍♂️ #ZenMaster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

  Commentary:
  "Eating in bed is truly the ultimate experience! No need to worry about spills when everything is a napkin 🍴🛏️ #LazyLuxury"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal quest for that one elusive excuse to justify our laziness! If only we put half as much effort into finding motivation as we do in making up excuses 🤷‍♂️💤 #ProcrastinationNation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you have a demanding feline personal trainer? 🐱💪 Talk about the ultimate cardio workout! #CatFitGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

  Commentary:
  "Just one quick peek at the internet… said every person ever, before embarking on an epic journey down the endless rabbit hole of cat videos, memes, and conspiracy theories. 🌐😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems"

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