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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Funny life goals quotes 😂✨ are the perfect way to keep your dreams lighthearted and full of laughs! Whether you’re aiming to master the art of doing nothing or simply survive Monday mornings, these witty gems add a splash of humor to your ambitions. Ready to smile while chasing those big (or not-so-big) dreams? Let’s dive into some hilarious motivation that proves life’s goals don’t have to be serious all the time! 🎯😜🌟

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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