Funny life goals quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

  Commentary:
  "Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can't be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a classic case of mid-life amnesia 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️! As we age, the struggle shifts from fulfilling our dreams to trying to recall what those dreams were in the first place. It's like playing a game of memory with our own ambitions 😂!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost"

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