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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

Seen just now on Discord:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Making waves on Telegram:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Funny life goals quotes

Funny life goals quotes 😂✨ are the perfect way to keep your dreams lighthearted and full of laughs! Whether you’re aiming to master the art of doing nothing or simply survive Monday mornings, these witty gems add a splash of humor to your ambitions. Ready to smile while chasing those big (or not-so-big) dreams? Let’s dive into some hilarious motivation that proves life’s goals don’t have to be serious all the time! 🎯😜🌟

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

82 shares on X this month:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Seen just now on Discord:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Going viral on Facebook:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Shared recently on Discord:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Just landed via Messenger:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Broadcasted on X:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Going viral on Facebook:

I love when the plot thickens.

Making waves on Telegram:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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