I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Commentary:
Ah, a classic case of mid-life amnesia 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️! As we age, the struggle shifts from fulfilling our dreams to trying to recall what those dreams were in the first place. It's like playing a game of memory with our own ambitions 😂!

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house.

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Commentary:
"Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost"