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Trying to keep my plants alive is challenging enough! 🌿😂 #ChildlessGoals
1458 Funny life quotes
My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.
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Mastering the art of facepalming, one lesson at a time! 🤦♂️📚😂
Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.
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Trying to balance this awkward game of peekaboo: hide from the exes 👀, but find the future ones 😉!
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
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Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.
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Relatable! My bedtime rebelled and now it's the boss. 😴🕒😂
Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.
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Finally, a workout plan for my brain 😂🤷♂️ #UnderthinkerInTraining
I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.
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Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂
Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.
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Growing up means starring in your own reality show where even the cat is an uninterested audience! 🙀🎬🍿
The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.
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Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! 🏆🙃🚪
Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.
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😂 Ah, the price of free rent—watching the same TV shows as your parents just to keep the peace! 📺😅