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"Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷♂️"
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- Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.
- Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?
- Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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"Are you bad wifi? Because I'm getting a strong signal.. of disinterest 😂📶 #NoConnection" -
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Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟
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- Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.
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