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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Posted onMar 23, 2026

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Posted onMar 23, 2026

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Posted onMar 23, 2026

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Posted onMar 22, 2026

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Posted onMar 22, 2026

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Posted onMar 22, 2026

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Posted onMar 22, 2026

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Posted onMar 22, 2026

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Posted onMar 21, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Posted onMar 21, 2026

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Posted onMar 21, 2026

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