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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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