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Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 31, 2025

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Spotted on Reddit:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Just landed via TikTok:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Just landed via YouTube:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Seen just now on Threads:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Breaking via Reddit:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Making waves on TikTok:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Just landed via Messenger:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

49 shares on X this month:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

27 shares on X this month:

This Monday could have been an email.

96 shares on Threads this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Love is in the air fryer.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Going viral on X:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Spotted on X:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Just landed via Messenger:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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