Funny lines quotes

• Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  artist, courtroom, duty, funny situation, humor, imagine, jury, jury duty, lines, situation, sketch, sketch artist, stink, stink lines

• You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  driving, humor, i, know, lines, lot, park, parking, parking lot, rules, shock

• My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  comparison, favorite, humor, impatience, irony, line, lines, move, observation, queue, standing, waiting, watching

• I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

  ---

  0

  5 months ago

  admire, awkward, awkward tan line, forever, heal, healing, humor, i, line, lines, patience, skin, summer, tan, tan line, time, wound, wounds

All funny lines quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌