Commentary:
When you wake up smelling like a spa and your pillow's living its best life π¬π€β¨
11 Funny lip quotes
My lips could use some attention today.
Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?
βYouβre like cherry lip gloss. I just canβt get enough.β
Everyone focused on the lip filler, but itβs really the chin filler that is the real villain.
Applying lip balm when you know someoneβs watching you is a power move.
My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.
You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.
Be nice to your childrenβs teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"
