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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.
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Mar 8, 2025
Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
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Feb 25, 2025
If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.
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Jan 25, 2025
You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.
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Jan 24, 2025