Funny lip quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

  Commentary:
  👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that's* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄"

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