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Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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Live now on Pinterest:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Making waves on Facebook:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Reported on Discord:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Making waves on Messenger:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Going viral on Instagram:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Funny lip quotes

Funny lip quotes 💋 are the perfect way to add a splash of sass and humor to your day! Whether you’re rocking a bold lipstick shade or just love a clever twist on words, these witty lines will make you smile 😄 and maybe even wink 😉. Ready to pucker up and laugh out loud? Let’s dive into some lip-smackingly funny vibes! 💄✨

New funny lip quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: “You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Commentary:
Can't resist that flavor, but I won't get a sugar rush, right? 🍒💄😆
1 week ago
Share →: Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Commentary:
Chin-diana Jones and the Temple of Mysterious Fillers! 🕵️‍♀️😂💉
2 weeks ago
Share →: Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Commentary:
Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨
3 weeks ago
Share →: My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Commentary:
Guess it's time to swap out the lip gloss for some knee pads! 💄🦵😂
5 months ago
Share →: You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Commentary:
👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips
5 months ago
Share →: Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"
6 months ago
Share →: If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Commentary:
Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that's* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism
6 months ago
Share →: You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Commentary:
"Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Going viral on Reddit:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Making waves on YouTube:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Trending via Reddit:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Trending via X:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Going viral on X:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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