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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike. - 42 shares on LinkedIn this week.
People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy. - 12 shares on Messenger this week.
If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on. - 99 shares on Telegram this week.
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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil. - 94 shares on Pinterest this week.

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