Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'method acting' – gaining weight for a role you never auditioned for! 🎬🍔 Who needs Hollywood when you can excel at improv in everyday life, am I right? 😆 #OscarWorthyPerformance"

WhatsApp shouldn't just display "seen", but also "lies" and "also writes with other girls"!

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Commentary:
"WhatsApp be like: 'Seen ✅, Lies ✅, also writes with other girls ✅ 😂📱'. Keeping track of all the drama, one notification at a time! #WhatsAppWoes"

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales

Fries, not lies.

Fries, not lies.

Commentary:
"Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋"