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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Making waves on Facebook:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Spotted on WeChat:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Share →: My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Commentary:
"Same here! That mask is totally their best feature! 🎭😆 #UnmaskingTheTruth"
6 months ago
Share →: One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Commentary:
Ah, the dramatic reveal of unmasking post-pandemic, a true fashion statement! 💃💼 It's like a surgeon's grand finale, but instead of saving lives, we're just revealing our faces after a trip to the grocery store. 😷💥 Who knew removing a piece of cloth could be so satisfying yet slightly anti-climactic? 🎭 #UnmaskingDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: Instead of a mundane conference call, you become the star of a horror movie 🏒🔪 Who needs a chainsaw when you have a hockey mask on a Zoom call? Happy Friday the 13th, the sequel we never saw coming! 😂 #HockeyMaskChic"

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Spotted on TikTok:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Just landed via Slack:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Seen just now on Threads:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Breaking via Snapchat:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Just landed via Instagram:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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