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Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,443

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Just landed via WeChat:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Spotted on TikTok:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Seen just now on Telegram:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

33 shares on Discord this month:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,269

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Going viral on Discord:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Shared recently on Facebook:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Shared recently on Reddit:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Just landed via Telegram:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Going bananas on Telegram:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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