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1 month ago
Share →: This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Commentary:
"When the agenda is just two people slapping each other with spreadsheets! 🥊😂📈"
2 months ago
Share →: Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Commentary:
"Looks like Microsoft Teams is not just decreasing productivity, but also decreasing manliness! 💻👨‍💼 Watch out for those invites, guys – your testosterone levels might take a hit! 😂 #TechProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Commentary:
When your laptop starts sounding like your boss is speaking in tongues, you know it's time for another round 🍺💻 #WorkFromHomeStruggles
3 months ago
Share →: If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Commentary:
"Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"
3 months ago
Share →: I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Commentary:
"Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness"
3 months ago
Share →: Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Commentary:
"Looks like socializing has officially been canceled! 🚫🤷‍♂️ If you made the cut pre-lockdown, consider yourself lucky! 😂🎉 Who needs new friends anyway, right? 🤪🙅‍♀️"
4 months ago
Share →: This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Commentary:
"Skipping the meeting and just reading the AI summary: the ultimate act of efficiency 💡🤖 Who needs small talk when you have algorithms, am I right? 😂 #AIForTheWin"
4 months ago
Share →: When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Commentary:
👯‍♂️ "When you run into twins, make sure to address the CEO of the duo! 🤣 Who knows, the one in charge might have all the twin-spired wisdom and authority! Double the trouble, double the fun, double the bossiness?"
5 months ago
Share →: You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous work meeting – modern day assassin of productivity! Beware, lest you end up like Julius Caesar. 🗡️💼 #EtTuZoomMeeting"
5 months ago
Share →: Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Commentary:
"Trying to avoid that Monday morning meeting like 🛌💤 Who needs coffee when you have the 'pretend to be asleep' strategy ready to go? Just don't blame us if your boss starts developing a complex 😉 #workplacehacks"