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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.
“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.
Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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5 months ago
Share →: You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Commentary:
"Ah, the nostalgia of firsts! 😘💼 Remember that awkward dance of paperwork and office policies? Definitely a memorable – if not slightly traumatizing – experience! 🤣 #OfficeLife #HRhilarity"
5 months ago
Share →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Commentary:
"Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"
5 months ago
Share →: I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the selective memory at its finest! 🤔🍴 Holding on to grudges like it's the last piece of pizza in the fridge! 🍕😂 Let's hope our fridge acts as a reminder and not a safe haven for forgotten intentions!"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic dilemma of adulthood – pills versus glasses, a tale as old as time! 🤔💊👓 Who needs a memory when you've got a sense of humor, right? Maybe it's time for some pill-shaped glasses or glasses-shaped pills – problem solved! 😂
5 months ago
Share →: I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when rainbows were in black and white 🌈⚫⚪! Must have been quite the sight to see a grayscale spectrum stretching across the sky. It's like living in a world where Technicolor hadn't been invented yet! Time sure does bring some colorful changes, doesn't it? 😄🌧️
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Commentary:
"Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️‍♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"
5 months ago
Share →: Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Commentary:
"Looks like the squirrels and rabbits are forming a 'Run Away From Humans' club 🏃🐿️🐇 Don't worry, they'll remember your face too. Just be prepared for some epic stares next time you cross paths! 😂 #WildlifeRevenge"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days of first grade where surprises came in all shapes and sizes, including stomach-churning ones! 🤢 Who knew our childhood memories would be a mix of nostalgia and nausea? 🤪"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when Facebook was just a humble farmville before it blossomed into a bustling metropolis of cat videos and avocado toast selfies 🌾🚜🐄📱 #FlashbackFriday #SocialMediaGlowUp
5 months ago
Share →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Commentary:
"Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"