Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
Funny blank quotes
It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"
I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.
Commentary:
🎄📝 When you hand in a blank exam, you're not just giving your teacher the gift of time – you're also giving them the gift of a good laugh! Who knew spreading holiday cheer could be so creative and daring? Just hoping your teacher won't celebrate by assigning a makeup test after Christmas break! 😉 #HolidaySpirit #CheekyStudent
I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.
Commentary:
"Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"
Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.
Commentary:
"Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged"