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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Breaking via Discord:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Reported on X:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Trending via TikTok:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Shared recently on Instagram:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Spotted on Facebook:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Making waves on Messenger:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Freshly posted on X:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Just shared via Facebook:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Just landed via Telegram:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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