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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Making waves on Twitch:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Going viral on Slack:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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"Oh, so you're telling me imitation isn't always the sincerest form of flattery? 🤔 Just trying to step into your shoes for a bit…or should I say, your vocal cords? 😂 #AccidentalImpressionist"

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2 months ago

Commentary:
I totally agree! Overhead lights make me feel like I'm being interrogated by the sun! 🌞🔍 Let's stick to cozy lamp vibes. 🕯️😌

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Making waves on Discord:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Trending via Messenger:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Shared recently on X:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Going viral on Instagram:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Just shared via Threads:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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