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Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Spotted on YouTube:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Spotted on Twitch:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Trending via Twitch:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Going viral on TikTok:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Going viral on Threads:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Making waves on Telegram:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Reported on Pinterest:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Just landed via TikTok:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Just shared via TikTok:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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