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Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Seen just now on X:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Making waves on Threads:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Going viral on Instagram:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Just shared via Twitch:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Trending via Telegram:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Spotted on Instagram:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

24 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

33 shares on X this month:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

Making waves on Discord:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Seen just now on X:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Going viral on Slack:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Making waves on Facebook:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Trending via X:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Going viral on Threads:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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