Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!

I miss when bills were none of my business.

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when bills were just things you'd throw on the ground from Monopoly 🎲💸 Sounds like adulthood really knows how to ruin a good time! 🙈 #AdultingStruggles

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when social distancing was just personal space and not a global mandate? 🤣 #BringBackThe6FeetRule"

I really miss my family... sized bag of crisps.

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Commentary:
"Who needs hugs when you've got a family-sized bag of crisps to keep you company! 🤷🏻‍♂️🥔 #SnackTime #Priorities"

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Commentary:
Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you 🌞🙅‍♂️ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? 😂🐱 #LivingForTheMemes

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Commentary:
Ah, the dramatic reveal of unmasking post-pandemic, a true fashion statement! 💃💼 It's like a surgeon's grand finale, but instead of saving lives, we're just revealing our faces after a trip to the grocery store. 😷💥 Who knew removing a piece of cloth could be so satisfying yet slightly anti-climactic? 🎭 #UnmaskingDrama

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Commentary:
💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days of dramatic phone call endings! 👋📞 Now we have to settle for passive-aggressive button taps and virtual *click* noises. Where's the thrill in that? Bring back the satisfaction of a solid slam – it's like therapy for your fingers! 💁‍♂️🔨