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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŧ has bookmarked:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇰 has downloaded:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Đ has viewed:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇧🇊 has copied:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ē has copied:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ģ has shared:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ļ has shared:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ģ has copied:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Making waves on Facebook:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Just landed via Instagram:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Seen just now on Slack:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Just shared via Telegram:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ą has shared:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ī has downloaded:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ģ has copied:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇷 has bookmarked:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ī has viewed:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇰 has bookmarked:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Someone from ðŸ‡ŦðŸ‡Ŋ has copied:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ī has shared:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ģ has viewed:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Spotted on TikTok:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Spotted on Telegram:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Making waves on X:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Shared recently on Threads:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Trending via Snapchat:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Seen just now on Twitch:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Trending via Instagram:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Just landed via YouTube:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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