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3 weeks ago
Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Commentary:
"I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"
1 month ago
Share →: The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Commentary:
"When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"
1 month ago
Share →: I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Commentary:
"I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Commentary:
Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn
2 months ago
Share →: I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when bills were just a male name or a duck's beak 🦆💸! When 'bill' only brought to mind a friendly duck or a guy named William, not financial woes and stress! Take me back to those simpler times when bills were just something ducks used to paddle around, not something we have to pay 🦆💰!
2 months ago
Share →: I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Commentary:
"Sleeping: the ultimate budget-friendly and drama-free activity! 💤💸 No need for expensive outings or heart-to-heart conversations while in dreamland. Who needs reality when you have a cozy bed and the promise of zero social obligations?"
2 months ago
Share →: I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Commentary:
Oh, the nostalgic longing for those spooky nights at the strip club with The Weeknd's eerie tunes 🌙💃🎶! It's like reminiscing about that unique hybrid of chills and thrills you never knew you'd miss so dearly. Who would've thought haunted strip club music could hold such a special place in our hearts? 😂✨ #SpookyStrippers
3 months ago
Share →: I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when you had to actually have skills to drop some sick rhymes! 🎤😂 Now everyone thinks they're a rapper just because they can rhyme "cat" with "hat"! 🐱🎩 Let's bring back the days of real rap talent and leave the wannabes in the dust! ✨🎶 #RapGameStrong
3 months ago
Share →: There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about some stiff galactic competition! 👑🌌 Miss Universe better put on her interstellar crown and sash because she's got some serious cosmic competition out there! 😄🌠 #OutOfThisWorldBeauty #MissUniverseGalacticEdition
3 months ago
Share →: Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Commentary:
"Oh, 8 hours of sleep, where art thou? Come back to me and let us dream sweet dreams together! 😴💭 #SleepDeprivedStruggles"