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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Just landed via X:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Broadcasted on X:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Live now on LinkedIn:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Breaking via Facebook:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Going bananas on Reddit:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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Funny miss quotes 🤪 are those delightful little mishaps that make you chuckle and scratch your head at the same time! Whether it’s a hilarious twist of words or a classic mix-up, these gems add a splash of humor 🎉 to our day. Imagine the giggles when someone accidentally mashes up sayings and creates a new, unintended masterpiece! Dive into the world of amusing quote blunders and let the laughter roll 😂!

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Master of Disappearing Acts: Now you see me, now I'm awkwardly missing you while pretending to be busy! 🤹‍♂️✨😅

emotional, expression, farewell, feeling, going, humor, love, million, miss, missing, next, trick, unspoken, unspoken feeling, ways
2 weeks ago

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Missing you like a Wi-Fi signal on a road trip 🚗📶❤️

fifty, humor, i, longing, love, miss, missing, missing someone, parody, pun, relationship, shades, someone, wordplay
2 weeks ago

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This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨

activity, good, humor, i, insomnia, internet, media, miss, night, online, online activity, post, posts, procrastination, social, social media, stay, stay up, staying
2 weeks ago

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Ah, the simpler times when all my life goals could fit in a Happy Meal box 🍟🍔🎁

childhood, commercial, happy, happy meal, humor, i, meal, memory, miss, nostalgia, problem, toy
2 weeks ago

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Ah yes, the elusive flat stomach—a relic of the past, like dial-up internet and my social life on weekends! 🍕😂📉

aging, body, fitness, flat, flat stomach, health, humor, i, miss, nostalgia, only, past, stomach, thing, weight
2 weeks ago

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Ah, the good old days, when my only responsibility was not existing! 😅🕺✨

70s, back, days, exist, existence, humor, i, miss, nostalgia, old, past, time
2 weeks ago

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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭

apology, appointment, appointments, call, calls, depression, embarrassing, embarrassment, fog, health, lift, mental, mental health, miss, phone, phone call, return, sometimes, tour, whole
2 weeks ago

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Butterflies in the stomach are overrated anyway—roach vibes keep you grounded! 🦋➡️🪳😅

butterfly, butterfly feeling, dating, emotions, feeling, feelings, give, having, humor, i, me, miss, people, point, relationships, roach, roach vibe, vibe, vibes
2 weeks ago

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Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" 😴💤🔍

bed, commute, distance, frustration, humor, i, longing, miss, sleep, where, why, work
2 weeks ago

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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂

artist, drugs, genre, i, making, miss, music, music genre, nostalgia, sex-addict, singer, song, The Weeknd, Weeknd

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Trending via Facebook:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Live now on Facebook:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Seen just now on Discord:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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