39 Funny missing quotes

• I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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  3 weeks ago

  hope, humor, i, kiss, kissing, lips, longing, miss, missing, next, relationship, romantic, wish, year

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  Someone from 🇨🇾 has recently shared this quote.

  118 shares on Messenger this month.

• And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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  2 months ago

  emotional, expression, farewell, feeling, going, humor, love, million, miss, missing, next, trick, unspoken, unspoken feeling, ways

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  Someone from 🇬🇲 has recently copied this quote.

  83 shares on WeChat this month.

• School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, friendship, gathering, honesty, humor, just, know, life, life success, missing, nobody, nostalgia, reunion, scam, school, school reunion, social, social gathering, success, want

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  Someone from 🇳🇴 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  90 shares on Twitch this month.

• Fifty shades of I miss you.

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  2 months ago

  fifty, humor, i, longing, love, miss, missing, missing someone, parody, pun, relationship, shades, someone, wordplay

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  Someone from 🇯🇵 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  110 shares on X this month.

• I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, app, health, humor, i, irony, meditation, mental, mental health, mindfulness, missing, session, stress, technology

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  Someone from 🇧🇼 has recently copied this quote.

  85 shares on Messenger this month.

• People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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  2 months ago

  decimal, difference, humor, joke, math, math humor, missing, misunderstanding, number, numbers, people, point, pun, tell, whole, wordplay

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  Someone from 🇹🇳 has recently copied this quote.

  104 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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  2 months ago

  activity, adventure, archery, blindfold, blindfold archery, challenge, fun, fun activity, give, humor, know, missing, new, outdoor, outdoor activity, risk, should, things, tried, trying, trying new things, uniqueness

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  Someone from 🇭🇹 has recently shared this quote.

  108 shares on TikTok this month.

• If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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  2 months ago

  back, coming, exaggeration, humor, i, joke, missing, poster, prank, put, sarcasm, swear, weight

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  Someone from 🇰🇷 has recently copied this quote.

  20 shares on Instagram this month.

• If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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  2 months ago

  aisle, check, decision, ever, food, humor, i, just, missing, snack

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  Someone from 🇧🇯 has recently shared this quote.

  76 shares on Messenger this month.

• ROMO (relief of missing out)

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, FOMO, humor, irony, missing, missing out, relief, social, social anxiety

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  Someone from 🇸🇨 has recently copied this quote.

  97 shares on Twitch this month.

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