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34 Funny missing quotes

Funny missing quotes 🤔✨ are like a treasure hunt for your brain! Ever found yourself chuckling at punchlines that vanished into thin air? 🕵️‍♂️😂 These elusive snippets leave you hanging, wondering what words of wisdom or hilarity slipped away. It’s a delightful puzzle 🧩🔥, perfect for sparking creativity and laughter. Dive into the world of these whimsical absentees and let your imagination run wild! 🎈🤪

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Posted on6 months ago

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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