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Wishing your lips a New Year full of smooch-tastic adventures! πππ
39 Funny missing quotes
And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.
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Master of Disappearing Acts: Now you see me, now I'm awkwardly missing you while pretending to be busy! π€ΉββοΈβ¨π
School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.
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Guess I'll have to start renting a fancy car for my next reunion ππ¨π #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
Fifty shades of I miss you.
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Missing you like a Wi-Fi signal on a road trip ππΆβ€οΈ
I downloaded a meditation app. Now Iβm stressed about missing sessions.
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When you need a meditation app to calm down from your meditation app π
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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.
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Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! π€π’π
If you havenβt tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You donβt know what youβre missing.
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"Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! π―π #AddingAdventurousTwist"
If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear Iβm not coming back.
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"If you see a 'missing' poster featuring my real weight, just know Iβm off the grid and living my best life πποΈπ«π±βπ€ #ForeverLost #WitnessProtectionDiet"
If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. Iβm probably just deciding.
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"Lost but never hungry! πͺππ If you find me in the snack aisle, just bring a cart!"
ROMO (relief of missing out)
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"When you find out everyone else did yoga before mimosas at 8 AM π§πΉ and you're still in bed: #ROMO ππ"