Commentary:
"Lost but never hungry! 🍪🛒😂 If you find me in the snack aisle, just bring a cart!"
40 Funny missing quotes
ROMO (relief of missing out)
Commentary:
"When you find out everyone else did yoga before mimosas at 8 AM 🧘🍹 and you're still in bed: #ROMO 😂🛌"
My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.
Commentary:
"When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"
People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!
Commentary:
"New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"
If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.
Commentary:
"Looks like I'm the missing puzzle piece in the chaos of your life 🧩😜"
Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.
Commentary:
Haha, so the kid thought the harmonica was broken because the instructions went missing? 🎵🧸 Maybe next time, she’ll realize that sometimes, you just blow into it and let your talent do the talking! 😂🎶 #ParentingMysteries #MusicalMysteries
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.
Commentary:
"Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"
If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.
Commentary:
"Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost"
