12 Funny mixed quotes

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

  Commentary:
  "Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities 🦻🎬 Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? 🍿💥 #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you've got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌"

For even more funny mixed quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny mixed quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌