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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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