202 Funny morning quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding to embrace the parkour lifestyle seemed like a good idea at first 🏃‍♂️, until reality kicked in with a minor hiccup involving jeans 👖 and my coordination skills 🤦‍♂️. Sometimes, a graceful fall is just as stylish as a perfectly executed jump! 😅 #ParkourFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy alarm clock when you have a scalding cup of coffee ready to jolt you awake! ☕️😳 Nothing quite gets the heart racing like the sensation of liquid fire on your lap… definitely a wake-up call you won't forget in a hurry! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

  Commentary:
  "May your coffee be as strong as your wifi signal, and may it kick in just in time before Monday morning reality hits you like a ton of bricks! ☕💥😅 #CoffeeSavesLives"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

  Commentary:
  "I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there's also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦‍♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brain, always at peak performance when it comes to navigating the treacherous journey from bed to office chair! 🧠💼 It's like a reliable engine that only runs on coffee and deadlines. ☕️⏰ Who needs a morning workout when you have the mental gymnastics of work ahead of you?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

  Commentary:
  "Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

  Commentary:
  🌅 Faced with the toughest decision of the day: to live or not to live? That is the question! 😴 Who knew that ceiling could be so captivating, right? Maybe a little pep talk is in order to kickstart the day! 💪☕ #MorningStruggles #JustFiveMoreMinutes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

  Commentary:
  "Me, every morning: Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things…or talk to people…or adult in any way, shape, or form. 😴☕️ #NotAMorningPerson"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

  Commentary:
  "Well, on the bright side – at least you won't have to worry about sleeping in too late! 😅⏰ Keep calm and remember that tomorrow is a new day full of possibilities… and coffee! ☕️✨ #MorningStruggles"

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