Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Funny Quotes November 1, 2024

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Funny Quotes November 1, 2024

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Funny Quotes October 31, 2024

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Funny Quotes August 15, 2024

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Funny Quotes June 13, 2024

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Funny Quotes May 10, 2024

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Funny Quotes May 7, 2024

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Funny Quotes November 20, 2023

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Funny Quotes October 21, 2023

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Funny Quotes October 15, 2023

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Funny Quotes October 15, 2023

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Funny Quotes September 30, 2023

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023