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103 Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

1 day ago
View →: Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.
2 weeks ago
View →: It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.
2 weeks ago
View →: We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.
3 weeks ago
View →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.
3 weeks ago
View →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”
1 month ago
View →: At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.
1 month ago
View →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.
1 month ago
View →: Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.
1 month ago
View →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.
2 months ago
View →: Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.
2 months ago
View →: Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
2 months ago
View →: Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).
3 months ago
View →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
3 months ago
View →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
3 months ago
View →: What was the name of the boat in Titanic?
3 months ago
View →: Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
$For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.$

3 months ago
View →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
3 months ago
View →: If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
3 months ago
View →: Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?
3 months ago
View →: What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?
3 months ago
View →: They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.
3 months ago
View →: I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
3 months ago
View →: I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
3 months ago
View →: Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.
4 months ago
View →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?
4 months ago
View →: I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.
4 months ago
View →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.
4 months ago
View →: Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!
4 months ago
View →: But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.
4 months ago
View →: People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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