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94 Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

3 weeks ago

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

3 weeks ago

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

3 weeks ago

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

1 month ago

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

1 month ago

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

1 month ago

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

1 month ago

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

1 month ago

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

1 month ago

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

2 months ago

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

2 months ago

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

2 months ago

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

2 months ago

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

2 months ago

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

2 months ago

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

3 months ago

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

3 months ago

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

3 months ago

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

3 months ago

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

3 months ago

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

3 months ago

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

3 months ago

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

3 months ago

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

3 months ago

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

3 months ago

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

3 months ago

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

3 months ago

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

3 months ago

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

3 months ago

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

3 months ago