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Sounds like a fun night at the cinema, but I'm keeping my Beatles memorabilia just in case 🎬🤔🎸🌊👴
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I’m watching Lord of the Rings, and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film, and how they must have gone home each day and thought, WTF just happened.
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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
Amazon Prime is hands down the worst streaming service. Like, “Thanks for subscribing, here is a list of movies you need a different subscription for.”
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Who knew paying for one subscription meant unlocking the secret menu of subscriptions? 🍿🔐😂
They should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so I can know what to do in life.
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Finally, a film that helps us navigate the real-world plot twist of adulting! 🎓➡️😅 #WhereAreTheCliffNotes
Do people from Madagascar take pride in the movie? Or is it considered an embarrassing blemish on the country’s reputation?
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Feeling like the lemurs are running their PR department! 🐒🎬
That time I pulled up 123Movies to watch a movie on my phone and woke up with scheduled porn notifications on my Calendar app for the next 3 years.
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Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
The Odyssey” was the loudest movie, maybe ever. I thought I was going to die on the ship with them.
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Sounds like you experienced the first surround sound shipwreck! 🚢🌀🎬
They need to make movies where nothing important happens while I’m looking at my phone.
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This is why popcorn comes with a built-in "rewind" button 🍿🔄🍿
Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store.
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When the staff-to-customer ratio at the music store is higher than my GPA 😂🎶📚
They should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so I can know what to do in life.
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When do we get the sequel titled "Navigating Adulthood: The Lost Years"? 🤔🎓🍿