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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡บ has bookmarked:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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My recliner and I go way back.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ has copied:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. Youโ€™re almost there.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต has copied:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has viewed:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, itโ€™s gonna be from the penthouse.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

How many of yโ€™all are โ€œburn a CDโ€ and โ€œlime wireโ€ old?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has shared:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Iโ€™m letting go of all earthly attachment โ€” exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Breaking via Discord:

Everyoneโ€™s gangster until they need to pee.

Live now on Slack:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Live now on WeChat:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Iโ€™ve been locked out of Tinder because of โ€œunusual activityโ€. I mustโ€™ve got a match.

Just landed via Facebook:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Just landed via X:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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20 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: Itโ€™s not too sweet which is what I like.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like โ€œyour top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.โ€

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

78 shares on X this month:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, heโ€™ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear Iโ€™m not coming back.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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Roses are red. Letโ€™s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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If your kids arenโ€™t drinking enough water, tell them itโ€™s bedtime.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has copied:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isnโ€™t getting laid.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ has viewed:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has viewed:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has downloaded:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ has copied:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has bookmarked:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. Iโ€™m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Going viral on WeChat:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

Broadcasted on Slack:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Spotted on X:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, heโ€™d file a restraining order against me.

Making waves on WeChat:

Iโ€™m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Going bananas on Threads:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Muting morons is good for your health.

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