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94 Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025