106 Funny movie quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: Mastering the art of time travel, yet somehow still missing the plot! 📱🔄🎥😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

  Commentary:
  "When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

  Commentary:
  "From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

  Commentary:
  "Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️‍♂️🍿

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

  Commentary:
  "Plot Twist: Every time Prejudice appears, just yell 'I object!' like you're at a wedding! 🎩😂📖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"

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