Funny Movie Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Like You're in the Theater! 🍿😂

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

3 months ago3 months ago

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

5 months ago2 months ago

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

May 10, 2024May 10, 2024

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

May 7, 20242 months ago

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Nov 20, 2023Nov 20, 2023

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Oct 21, 2023Oct 21, 2023

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Oct 15, 2023May 6, 2024

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Oct 15, 2023May 7, 2024

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Sep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Sep 23, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Sep 23, 2023May 6, 2024

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023