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Jun 13
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: In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.
May 10
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: Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
May 7
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: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
Nov 20
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: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
Oct 21
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: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.
Oct 17
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: Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?
Oct 15
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: My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.
Oct 15
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: Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
Sep 30
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: One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.
Sep 30
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: I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.
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