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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

May 29, 2026

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

May 29, 2026

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

May 29, 2026

Back to the Future and chill?

May 29, 2026

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

May 28, 2026

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

May 28, 2026

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

May 28, 2026

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

May 28, 2026

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

May 28, 2026

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

May 28, 2026

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

May 28, 2026

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

May 28, 2026

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

May 28, 2026

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

May 28, 2026

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

May 28, 2026

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

May 28, 2026

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

May 28, 2026

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

May 28, 2026

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

May 28, 2026

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

May 28, 2026

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

May 27, 2026

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

May 27, 2026

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

May 27, 2026

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

May 27, 2026

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

May 27, 2026

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

May 27, 2026

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

May 27, 2026

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

May 27, 2026

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

May 27, 2026

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

May 27, 2026

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

May 27, 2026

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

May 27, 2026

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

May 27, 2026

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

May 27, 2026

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

May 26, 2026

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

May 26, 2026

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

May 26, 2026

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

May 26, 2026

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

May 26, 2026

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

May 26, 2026