449 Funny need quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to outrun your own smoke cloud must be the ultimate cardio challenge! 🚬🏃‍♂️💨

  contradiction, fitness, humor, need, pick, runner, side, smoke, smoking

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Can we petition for a time zone with extra hours just for Sundays? 🌞🕰️😴

  48, hour, hours, humor, i, Monday, need, procrastination, ready, should, Sunday, time, weekend

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  This post will self-destruct in 3…2…oops, too late! 🤯🤫👀

  confidentiality, forget, humor, joke, memory, need, post, secret, seen, top-secret

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When Netflix autoplay is my DJ and my phone screen is the dance floor 🎶📱💃 #MultitaskingMaster

  background, background noise, entertainment, i, multitasking, need, Netflix, noise, phone, scroll, show, while

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" 🧀❤️😂

  add, cheese, cooking, ever, everyone, heart, humor, knows, let, measurement, much, need, recipe, tell

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠

  1, day, funny request, hour, humor, i, jealousy, love, me, need, obsession, possessiveness, relationship, request, think, thinking, time, yourself

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the real mystery of life: every room's a Bermuda Triangle for memory! 🧠🚪🤔

  brain, confusion, everyday, everyday life, forgetfulness, habit, humor, i, joke, learn, life, memory, need, new, old, old habit, remember, room, something, why

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Finally found the solution to my flexibility problems: becoming a human-sized Lego set! 🙆‍♂️🦵🔧

  able, body, disassemble, enough, exercise, flexibility, humor, i, Lego, legos, need, stretching

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? 🌭🎤 Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. 😂

  calling, complaint, dog, dogs, glizzy, hate, hot, hot dog, humor, i, know, language, need, people, slang, stop

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹

  architecture, back, bring, building, creature, decoration, freaky, gargoyle, guys, humor, little, need, should, statue

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