Commentary:
"Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"
Commentary:
"Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"
Commentary:
Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨
Commentary:
"Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁♂️ #confidenceiskey"
Commentary:
Sounds like someone is looking for a shocking solution to their problems! ⚡️😂 Maybe they've been binging too many sci-fi movies where memory wipes are the ultimate quick fix! 🎬💥 Just don't go sticking your finger in the electric socket, okay? It's not the zap you're looking for! 😉🔌
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of our digital age – multitasking entertainment connoisseur! 📺📱 Who knew finding the perfect show could be as challenging as balancing a plate of spaghetti on a unicycle? 🍝🤹♂️"
Commentary:
"Can everyone log off? 🚪 The 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up! 🙅♂️ Time for some solo virtual zen 🧘♂️. See you on the flip side of solitude! 😄"
Commentary:
🌵 "I don't need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns." 🌍
Well said! Who needs a thick skin when you can just trim back those prickly thorns, right? Maybe we should send a memo to Mother Nature to work on her landscaping skills! 😉🌿 #ThornsBeGone
Commentary:
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"
I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.
Commentary:
"🙄 Can we get a like, comment, and retweet for this relatable callout? It's like some folks have a 'like' button for a self-esteem boost! 🤷♂️ Let's show some love for the validation seekers out there, one click at a time. 😂 #NeedMeALittleLike"