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Definitely a multi-level workout program 😂🏋️♀️🛑
486 Funny need quotes
Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.
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I'm in! Let's call it the "Unbook Club" where throwing shade is mandatory. 📚🙅🎉
Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.
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Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈
Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.
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Sounds like a hairy situation! I'm firmly in the procrastinate-until-someone-complains camp! ✂️🤣👨🦱
Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.
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Sounds like my life needs a "No Vacancy" sign for unexpected visitors 😂🚫🏠
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻
This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.
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When your coffee needs its own coffee to function ☕😴💤
Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋
Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.
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🤔😆 Navigating this is like handling a live grenade that needs a hug! 💥👐
Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.
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Massive income: the real dream we didn't know we had 😂💸 #IfOnlyMoneyGrewOnTrees