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5 months ago
Share →: I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Commentary:
"Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you're getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Commentary:
"Vanilla perfumes are the ultimate scent-sational experience! 🍦✨ It's like channeling your inner bakery vibes wherever you go. Just remember, you're the sweet treat everyone wants a piece of! 😉🍰 #BakeryBoss"
6 months ago
Share →: Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Commentary:
"Flirting, schmirting – it's just me spreading the love with some bonus charm for those blessed with extra attractiveness! 😉💁‍♂️ After all, why be regular nice when you can be extra nice? 💫😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style 🔥🌎 Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! 😅🔥 #KindnessOverChaos"
6 months ago
Share →: When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between appreciating the fancy attire and eagerly awaiting its swift removal 🤭💃🚀 #FashionVsDesire"
6 months ago
Share →: I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Commentary:
"Looks like the government shutdown is putting more pressure on your wardrobe than on politicians! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe we should all show up in our pajamas and call it a day! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Commentary:
Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! 🥞🥓 Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. 😉

Who knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!
6 months ago
Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Commentary:
🤣💁‍♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Commentary:
"May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁‍♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"