74 Funny nice quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter – the magical land of 🌈unicorns and 🌟rainbows, where facts are as solid as a marshmallow and kindness flows like a river of emojis. Remember, in this enchanted realm, even the trolls have hearts of gold! ✨💖🦄 #KeepingItRealOnTwitter

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simple life of a dinosaur – no bills to pay, no work stress… just enjoying that sweet extinction! 🦕💼💸 #DinoDreams"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

  Commentary:
  "Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸‍♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

  Commentary:
  Oh, wouldn't that be the dream! 💸💰 Laundry day could turn into payday real quick! 🧺💸 Perhaps we need to start throwing some spare change in with the socks… or convince the bank that dirty clothes are a form of deposit! 😅💼

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

  Commentary:
  "Dentist appointments feel like a strange blind date – except instead of a romantic dinner, it's a root canal 😬🦷 Let's hope they don't find any skeletons in your closet… I mean, your mouth! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

  Commentary:
  "Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

  Commentary:
  🎨 When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour 🍬😜 It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! 🦄🖌️ #ArtisticDilemmas

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you're 'quite nice,' huh? 🤔 Sounds like a classic case of 'If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?' But hey, who needs friends when you've got such a sparkling personality, right? 😄🌟"

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