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When your dating app filter just says "human" 😆❤️
109 Funny nice quotes
You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.
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That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.
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Just discovered the secret to eternal youth—stress everyone out and stay cool as a cucumber! 😎🥒
The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.
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Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌
It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.
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"Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃♂️💨🤣"
Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.
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"Wow, a box with a 20-year retirement plan! 🗃️📦✨ Who knew cardboard could be so future-focused? 😂 #BoxGoals"
I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”
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"When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"
Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.
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"Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"
Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.
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"Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"
Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
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"Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"