23 Funny nonsense quotes

• I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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  1 month ago

  communication, exactly, humor, i, love, nonsense, reaction, saying, sense, stuff

• I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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  1 month ago

  ask, both, clarity, communication, confused, confusion, hate, here, humor, i, idea, insight, irony, learning, listen, me, meant, nonsense, people, same, say, something, time, understanding, wit

• The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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  1 month ago

  chill, future, history, needs, nonsense, semester, teacher, world

• You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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  1 month ago

  accent, bibbit, creativity, fun, humor, janglers, just, language, made-up, made-up words, nonsense, people, playful, real, say, scottish, Scottish accent, think, words

• I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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  1 month ago

  dumb, dumb nonsense, dumbest, else, ever, fall, groupthink, humor, i, individuality, irony, never, nonsense, opinion, opinions, perfectly, unique, unique opinion, victim

• Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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  1 month ago

  before, came, communication, heads, just, media, nonsense, people’s, people’s heads, social, social media, thoughts, Twitter

• If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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  1 month ago

  doing, humor, just, love, nonsense, office, relationships, talking, thinking, time, work

• What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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  1 month ago

  activity, advice, climbing, humor, mountain, nonsense, outdoors, people, risk, understand

• Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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  1 month ago

  communication, good, humor, i, nonsense, pretty, saying, speaker, talking, wit

• I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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  1 month ago

  communication, conversation, humor, language, me, nonsense, people, sarcasm, say, sense, shit, start, telling

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