14 Funny note quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’
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  5 months ago

  View →: Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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