19 Funny note quotes

• Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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  22 hours ago

  adult, being, excuse, humor, me, note, procrastination, responsibility, responsible, someone

• We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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  1 day ago

  class, deep, folding, humor, message, note, notes, origami, pass, school, secret, secret message, Shakespeare, spy, used

• The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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  2 weeks ago

  am, computer, humor, i, IT, just, note, password, post-it, post-it note, security, technology, want

• Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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  2 months ago

  activity, befriending, bird, communication, crow, funny activity, handwritten, handwritten note, humor, love, love note, note, notes, teaching

• Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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  2 months ago

  20, anniversary, ChatGPT, creative, digital, effort, gift, humor, me, minutes, note, perfect, relationship, romantic, sarcasm, spent, tech, tell, training, try, wife

• I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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  2 months ago

  actually, analogy, competitive, competitive humor, fast, fast walking, humor, i, losing, note, observation, people, playful, playful sarcasm, race, race analogy, sarcasm, social, social observation, speed, walk, walker, walking, walking speed

• If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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  2 months ago

  balance, happy, happy scientist, humor, laboratory, mad, mad scientist, note, positivity, put, reminder, science, scientist, sometimes

• Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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  2 months ago

  advice, apps, directions, humor, just, map, mean, note, paved, road, self, travel

• I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, car, driving, hit, humor, i, irony, joke, left, mishap, next, note, parked, parked car, time, warning

• Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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  2 months ago

  date, funny observation, humor, new, new year, note, notes, observation, old, old year, procrastination, ransom, ransom note, still, writing, year

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