18 Funny note quotes

• Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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  2 months ago

  activity, befriending, bird, communication, crow, funny activity, handwritten, handwritten note, humor, love, love note, note, notes, teaching

• Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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  2 months ago

  20, anniversary, ChatGPT, creative, digital, effort, gift, humor, me, minutes, note, perfect, relationship, romantic, sarcasm, spent, tech, tell, training, try, wife

• I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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  2 months ago

  actually, analogy, competitive, competitive humor, fast, fast walking, humor, i, losing, note, observation, people, playful, playful sarcasm, race, race analogy, sarcasm, social, social observation, speed, walk, walker, walking, walking speed

• If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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  2 months ago

  balance, happy, happy scientist, humor, laboratory, mad, mad scientist, note, positivity, put, reminder, science, scientist, sometimes

• Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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  2 months ago

  advice, apps, directions, humor, just, map, mean, note, paved, road, self, travel

• I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, car, driving, hit, humor, i, irony, joke, left, mishap, next, note, parked, parked car, time, warning

• Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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  2 months ago

  date, funny observation, humor, new, new year, note, notes, observation, old, old year, procrastination, ransom, ransom note, still, writing, year

• Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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  2 months ago

  bitching, furniture, home, IKEA, note, people, self, ugly

• Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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  2 months ago

  communication, death, devastating, effect, having, humor, irony, media, note, notes, print, print media, producers, ransom, ransom note, satire, thing, traditional, traditional media, worst

• I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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  2 months ago

  always, buy, happy, home, humor, i, me, note, reminder, retail, retail therapy, shopping, table, therapy, wanted

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