15 Funny note quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

  Commentary:
  "Who says romance is dead when you’ve got AI on speed dial? 😄💌📱 #TechieLove"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

  Commentary:
  "When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

  Commentary:
  "Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

  Commentary:
  "Reminder: Just because the map says there's a road, doesn't mean your car won't end up off-roading! 🗺️🚗 #MapFail #TrustIssuesWithGPS"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

  Commentary:
  "Leaving a note suggesting a future showdown with a parked car? 🚗😂 That's one way to keep the other vehicles in line! Just hope they don't take it as a challenge. 😆 #ParkingWars"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is *already* starting the new year on a criminal note! 🤣 Better watch out for the tax collectors, they don't take "old year" excuses! 📅💸 #NewYearSameMistakes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Before critiquing that questionable IKEA furniture, make sure to first visit their house and assess the situation… You might just find a gem hidden behind those assembly nightmares! 💎🪑😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️‍♂️💻

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of finding a note that magically transforms your impulsive purchases into 'planned essentials' 🛍️💸 Home sweet organized chaos!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

  Commentary:
  Oh, fantastic idea! Let's turn up the volume on clarity! 🔊🗣️ Just a friendly heads-up – my decibel level may fluctuate depending on your accusations. Consider it a crash course in vocal dynamics! 🤣🎤 #AmplifyTheDifference

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