Commentary:
"Note to self: Before critiquing that questionable IKEA furniture, make sure to first visit their house and assess the situation… You might just find a gem hidden behind those assembly nightmares! 💎🪑😂"
19 Funny note quotes
Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.
Commentary:
Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️♂️💻
I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of finding a note that magically transforms your impulsive purchases into 'planned essentials' 🛍️💸 Home sweet organized chaos!"
If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.
Commentary:
Oh, fantastic idea! Let's turn up the volume on clarity! 🔊🗣️ Just a friendly heads-up – my decibel level may fluctuate depending on your accusations. Consider it a crash course in vocal dynamics! 🤣🎤 #AmplifyTheDifference
Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
Commentary:
🔘 The "elevator express" button, also known as the mythical unicorn of the modern world. Pressing it multiple times might summon a magic carpet or teleportation device…or simply annoy your fellow passengers! Choose wisely! 🌟🛒 #ElevatorMagic #PushForSpeed
Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
Commentary:
"Note to self: Prioritize insults AFTER the call ends. Because a missed opportunity is worse than a burned bridge! 📞😜 #PhoneEtiquette"
Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’
Commentary:
Looks like your imaginary friend ghosted you in the most imaginary way possible! 👻📝 Time to find a new pal who will stick with you through thick and thin (or thin air)! 😂
Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.
Commentary:
"Looks like Mom's handwriting is the real-life equivalent of hieroglyphics 😅 Better hope the teacher has a decoder ring handy! 📝 #ParentingProblems #HandwritingHorror"
The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.
Commentary:
"Ah, boxed wine with aspirations of longevity 🍷😂! If I can last six weeks after opening, I'd be popping the bubbly too! 🥂 #WineGoals"