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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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