17 funny ocean quotes - Wordgag

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

May 21, 2026

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

May 21, 2026

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

May 20, 2026

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

May 20, 2026

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

May 20, 2026

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

May 18, 2026

Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

Apr 1, 2026

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Apr 1, 2026

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Apr 1, 2026

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Mar 30, 2026

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Mar 30, 2026

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Mar 29, 2026

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Mar 29, 2026

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Mar 28, 2026

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Mar 28, 2026

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Mar 26, 2026

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Mar 26, 2026