Commentary:
๐๐ If the moon had a gym membership, itโd have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! ๐๐ช
14 Funny ocean quotes
Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?
Has someone told the whales that they canโt sing?
I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.
Commentary:
Well, sounds like this personโs personal fun fact isโฆ theyโre a certified fun-hater! ๐๐
Maybe theyโre just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery โ no towel required! ๐โโ๏ธ๐คซ #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk
The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.
The Gulf of Mexico shouldโve been renamed to Sea Seรฑor.
90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.
Commentary:
Well, well, well… ๐๐๐ Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? ๐ค Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! ๐คฃ #McOceanDiscovery
We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.
