13 Funny ocean quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let's give the robots jobs that don't require rhyming skills—ocean cleanup instead of crafting haikus! 🌊🤖🗑️ #RobotsOnTheJob"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

  Commentary:
  "Shh… don't let the whales know they missed 'Whale Idol' auditions! 🎤🐳😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

  Commentary:
  "When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

  Commentary:
  Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

  Commentary:
  🐠 Just keep swimming, they said. But who knew the dating pool was more like a fishbowl! 🐟 It's like trying to find your lobster in a sea of sharks. Maybe it's time to upgrade to the ocean and broaden our horizons! 🌊 #DatingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

  Commentary:
  🌊🤠 "The Gulf of Mexico missed a golden opportunity with such a catchy name as 'Sea Señor'! I can just picture it now: waves tipping their hats as they roll in, shouting '¡Hola, Señor!' 😄🎩"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of hoping you don't spot a fin while trying to enjoy some beach time 🦈🏖️ Just remember, the water might be fine, but the fear is real!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a microplastic, I'd choose to be a rebellious one and stay far away from the ocean waves and hungry mouths! 🚫🌊😝 No beach parties or fishy dinners for me, thank you very much! #PlasticFreeGoals"

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