16 Funny ocean quotes

• The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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  3 weeks ago

  change, climate, climate change, daily, daily routine, day, drinking, glasses, health, humor, hydration, joke, ocean, rising, rising sea, routine, sea, water

• When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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  4 weeks ago

  boundary, business, humor, i, love, mean, mystery, none, ocean, respect, say, surface, underwater, whatever

• Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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  1 month ago

  AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, cleanup, eco-friendly, environmental, environmental humor, humor, intelligence, need, ocean, ocean cleanup, pick, plastic, poetry, pollution, robots, technology, wit

• Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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  1 month ago

  animals, humor, music, ocean, sing, someone, told, whale

• I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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  1 month ago

  astrology, celestial, humor, i, moon, most, nature, ocean, respect, three, wolf, woman, women

• I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, awkwardness, fact, fun, fun fact, humor, i, introvert, myself, ocean, people, self-deprecation, social, social anxiety, tell, walk

• The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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  1 month ago

  comparison, date, dating, expectations, fish, humor, ocean, pool, problem, relationship

• The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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  1 month ago

  geography, Gulf, humor, Mexico, naming, ocean, sea, Señor, wordplay

• 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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  1 month ago

  90, exploration, fast, fast food, food, humor, joke, McDonald’s, means, ocean, restaurant, sea, underwater, unexplored

• We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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  2 months ago

  activity, boat, boo, cheer, clap, crew, fish, fun, fun activity, humor, ocean, regular, us, whale, wildlife

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