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Funny officer quotes

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Helpful police officer reminded me he's the one asking the questions.

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025