Funny officer quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

  Commentary:
  🤥 "Surprise! Your online friend might just be your real-life accountability buddy in disguise! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, even behind the screen, honesty is the best policy! 😉 #CaughtRedHanded"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

  Commentary:
  🚓 Police officer: please step out of your vehicle.
  🤣 Me: after this song, hold on.
  🎶 *Busts out dance moves inside the car* 😄🚗

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

  Commentary:
  🐶🧳 "Looks like we've got a disgruntled airport security dog on our hands! Maybe he's just trying to tell us he'd rather chase squirrels than sniff out contraband. Who can blame him? Canine career change in progress, Officer! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Officer Serious is not here to play games! 🚔 Remember, it's their interrogation room, we're all just living in it. Keep those answers straight and the jokes to a minimum, unless you want a one-way ticket to the time-out corner! 😂 #TheLawIsNotAmused

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a new twist on the classic excuse! 🦌🔴 Who knew Rudolph's side hustle was causing traffic incidents? Just imagine the officer's confusion trying to write up that report! 😂 #UnlikelyExcuses

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like even your teeth are trying to avoid their fate! 🚫🦷 Maybe your dentist needs a lesson in personal space… 😂 #ToothEscape"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ol' 'I'm not ignoring the rules, I just didn't notice you, Officer' defense 🚓😅 It's all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! 🚗💨"

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