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Funny officer quotes

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

3 months ago

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

3 months ago

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

3 months ago

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

3 months ago

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

3 months ago

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

3 months ago