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Funny officer quotes

Funny officer quotes ๐Ÿš“ bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of law enforcement! From witty one-liners to clever observations, these gems capture the lighter side of the badge ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ. Perfect for sharing laughs with fellow officers or fans of justice served with a smile ๐Ÿ˜„. Ready to uncover the humor behind the uniform? Letโ€™s dive into some unforgettable, chuckle-worthy moments from those who keep us safe! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My account is fake, Iโ€™m actually your probation officer.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesnโ€™t enjoy his job, officer.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red noseโ€ฆ No, officer, I havenโ€™t been drinking.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Yes officer, Iโ€™d like to file a restraining order against my dentistโ€™s appointment reminder system.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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