I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Commentary:
"Online shopping: the ultimate act of self-love wrapped in a package! 🎁💁‍♂️ Who needs a significant other when you can spoil yourself with surprise gifts any time you want? 💳💻 #TreatYourself"

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Commentary:
"Grocery shopping while hungry is like a game of 'Will I regret this later?' 😂 It's the online shopping equivalent of hitting 'Add to Cart' without checking the price tag after a few too many cocktails! 🛒🍔🍟"

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Commentary:
“Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of adding everything your heart desires into the virtual cart and then suddenly realizing your bank account's limits! It's like a modern-day version of window shopping, except the windows are digital and the laughter is a mix of joy and financial caution. Who knew online shopping could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Commentary:
"Online shopping: making us use our legs since 1994. Who knew that the most strenuous part of the process would be reaching for our wallet? It's a real workout for the modern age."