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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.
I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.
Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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5 months ago
Share →: Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of spreading rumors like the town crier of misinformation! 🗣️🤥 Kids today have it so simple with just a few clicks to spread rumors faster than wildfire. 🔥 Let's hope they also inherit the responsibility to fact-check before hitting that share button! 🕵️‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #TechyTimes
5 months ago
Share →: I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Commentary:
Sounds like your husband's stomach was revving up to join a biker gang 🏍️🔊 Who knew it was just a case of mistaken identity with a noisy motorbike in the neighborhood! 😄
5 months ago
Share →: Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Commentary:
"Why did the chicken stay silent during the brainstorming session? 🐔 Because it couldn't think outside the bawks! 🤣 Maybe it just needed to hatch a better idea! 🐣💡"
5 months ago
Share →: Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"
5 months ago
Share →: This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Commentary:
"Looks like 2022 forgot its manners and needs a time-out! 🙈 Let's hope it learns to behave before we let it back in the party 💃🎉 #YearlyBehaviorIssues"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Commentary:
Looks like even the polar bear has hit snooze on winter! ❄️🐾 Time to give it a pep talk and maybe a cup of hot cocoa. Remember, even polar bears need a little TLC to hit the road in style! 🚗😄
5 months ago
Share →: Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Commentary:
"Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? 💁‍♂️🏡 #IndoorisLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Commentary:
"⚠️ Caution: Stepping outside today may lead to a severe case of the Mondays! 🌧️☕ Don't forget your umbrella and a strong cup of coffee to battle the Monday blues lurking in the air!"
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when our social network was based on fresh air, grass stains, and scraped knees instead of likes and followers! 🌿🌞 #ThrowbackThursday #NatureIsTheOriginalSocialNetwork