98 funny outside quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Mar 25, 2026

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Mar 25, 2026

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Mar 25, 2026

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Mar 25, 2026

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Mar 25, 2026

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Mar 25, 2026

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Mar 25, 2026

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Mar 25, 2026

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Mar 25, 2026

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Mar 24, 2026

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Mar 24, 2026

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Mar 24, 2026

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Mar 24, 2026

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Mar 24, 2026

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Mar 24, 2026

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Mar 24, 2026

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Mar 24, 2026

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Mar 24, 2026