63 Funny past quotes

Funny past quotes have an uncanny ability to tickle our funny bones and bring a smile to our faces 😂. From the absurd to the downright silly, these gems remind us that humor transcends time and space ⏳. Whether you’re searching for a laugh or just a delightful distraction, dive into a world where wit and wisdom collide, leaving you grinning from ear to ear 🤪. Ready for a chuckle? Let’s rewind! 🔄

63 Funny past quotes - How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good…

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it's a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria!

63 Funny past quotes - Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the…

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the…

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic case of past self vs current self showdown! 🕰️🥊 It's never a dull moment when you're your own worst enemy in a time-travel crisis. Just remember, if you do end up punching yourself, don't be surprised if you get a sassy comeback from future you! 😆👊 #TimeTravelTroubles"