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- I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”
- I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.
- Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.
- I used to have a great future in my past.
- I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
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- How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?
- What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”
- You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.
- My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”
- Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.
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