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Looking at pilots strut through the airport like they're in their own personal action movie 😂✈️🕶️
72 Funny past quotes
Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?
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That's some next-level ghost-busting, where you vanish first! 👻✌️✨
The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.
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Ah yes, the elusive flat stomach—a relic of the past, like dial-up internet and my social life on weekends! 🍕😂📉
I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.
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Ah, the good old days, when my only responsibility was not existing! 😅🕺✨
I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”
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Dropping the ‘two thousand’ like it’s hot! Soon I’ll be saying “Back in ‘97” and confusing everyone 😂📅 #TimeTravelerVibes
Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.
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Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! 🚀🔑😂
Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.
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"When you wake up and realize the only thing rising is your caffeine consumption! 😅☕️ #MistakesMakeUsHuman"
“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.
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"Relationship status: it's complicated, but my reflection totally gets me. 🙄💔😂 #MirrorMate"
The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.
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"Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades"
Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”
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"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"