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- A frightening number of young people alive today donāt know about Knight Rider.
- So many people to disappoint, so little time.
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"What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! š It's a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you're just winging it like everyone else. šāāļø #BoringButBusy" -
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Looks like a classic case of the blame game in the house! š Somebody is always causing mischief while Nobody takes the fall for it. It's a whodunit comedy starring the dynamic duo of Somebody and Nobody – coming soon to a living room near you! šš -
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š§š¤ "Who are these daring renegades choosing unsalted butter over the salty delights of life? Are they secretly training their taste buds for a covert mission to bland-land? Or perhaps they just enjoy living life on the edge, one pat of butter at a time? š¤Ŗš„ #ButterMystery #SaltyNotSorry" -
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Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! š For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! šøš -
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"Common sense is like deodorant – it works best when actually applied! š Sadly, it seems some folks just prefer to go au naturel in the brains department! š§ šØ #StayFreshStaySmart" -
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"Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? š¤š± Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace"
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- I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”
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- I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.
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