I'm actually pretty attractive, if you don't compare me to anyone, ever.

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Commentary:
"Well, comparing yourself to others is like comparing apples to oranges – both are fruit, but they're totally different! So, embrace your uniqueness and let your inner beauty shine without worrying about being compared to anyone else… unless you're being compared to a potato, then maybe worry a little."