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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.
The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?
Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.
You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.
To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Ah, the deceiving ways of aging! 👵🏼🤣 Remember, in your 40s, calling someone a "teenager" may just mean they recently graduated from university. Time truly plays tricks on us! ⏳😅
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Commentary:
"Anyone who thinks they can see through women probably needs to get their glasses checked 👓🚫🔍. Because let's face it, ladies are like a fabulous mystery wrapped in enigma with a sprinkle of 'try me' attitude 💁‍♀️🔮. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded – good luck with that 😂🧩!"
5 months ago
Share →: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Commentary:
"Light travels faster than sound ⚡️… explaining why some folks seem brilliant until they open their mouth! 🤣💡"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're the 'I'm-not-funny-I'm-just-savage' kind of humorist, huh? 😏 Nothing wrong with keeping people on their toes with a touch of sass, right? Just don't forget to sprinkle in a few laughing emojis so they know it's all in good fun! 😂🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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😂🏃‍♂️ "You think you're nailing the whole 'cool and collected' vibe until you catch a glimpse of your majestic sprinting skills on video! 🕺 Suddenly, the illusion shatters like a poorly timed high-five. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew you could rival a newborn giraffe when it comes to gracefulness? Keep on running, superstar! 🌟 Just maybe avoid the cameras next time. 📹 #
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Commentary:
"Who needs invisibility when you've got such undeniable visibility? 🍔👀 #CantMissThis"
5 months ago
Share →: When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the age-guessing game – where kids are like (🧒🏼), "You must be a hundred!" while you're left wondering if your anti-aging creams are really doing their job. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, with accuracy taking a backseat to their wild imagination! Remember, age is just a number… until a child tries to guess it! 💁🏻‍♂️👴🏻
5 months ago
Share →: My parents think they know me.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. 🧐👪 Don't they know you better than you know yourself? 🤔 Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! 🤣 #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis"
5 months ago
Share →: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old wisdom that beauty is truly in the eye of the beer holder 🍺👀! A perfect reminder that sometimes a cold pint can make anything or anyone look more appealing 😄. Cheers to seeing the world through beer-tinted glasses! 🍻✨
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5 months ago
Share →: Math is like Chinese to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, math can indeed feel like deciphering ancient Chinese scrolls at times! 🧮🈶 Don't worry, with a little practice and perseverance, you'll be speaking the language of numbers fluently in no time! 🤓📚 #MathIsMandarin"