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Ah, the brilliant mind who decided to call it a "fireplace" must have had a real passion for rest and relaxation! ๐ฅ๐ค I mean, why stop at "fire" when you can add a cozy touch of "place" to truly embrace the lazy life? ๐ Lazy brilliance at its finest!
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