Commentary:
"Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"
316 Funny person quotes
Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.
Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be a nifty superpower?! 🤫🔇 Just imagine dialing down the drama and cranking up the peace and quiet. Ah, the blissful silence! 🤐😆
I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.
Commentary:
"Living life as disappointing as an empty birthday card 🎂💸😆 Maybe I'll bring some unexpected surprises next time!"
A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.
Commentary:
"Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"
I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.
Commentary:
"Whoever said 'early bird catches the worm' clearly didn't account for the beauty of a cozy lie-in until lunchtime 🌞😴 Better to be a late-riser and catch the brunch, am I right? 🍳☕️"
Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.
We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.
Commentary:
Looks like someone just invented the original form of "drop the mic" moment in history! 💦🛁😄 #OopsieDaisies
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.
