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Haha, sounds like your wife has mastered the art of playing hide and seek with her own phone! 📱😂 Maybe it’s her way of keeping you on your toes—or just testing your detective skills. Either way, teamwork makes the dream work—especially when it involves finding missing phones! 🕵️♂️❤️
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When your delivery hero is more than just a pizza courier—he’s officially become your *pizza mule* 🚴♂️🍕😂. Next thing you know, he'll be asking for a cut of the cheese! 🧀😄 -
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"Living life as disappointing as an empty birthday card 🎂💸😆 Maybe I'll bring some unexpected surprises next time!"
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