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Clearly confidence levels are breaking all-time records, just like my cringe meter! 🤪📈
311 Funny person quotes
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”
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Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺
It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.
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I tried being both attractive and talented, but the universe said "Pick a struggle" 😅🌎✨
Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.
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Guess I'm a genius when I'm listening to classical, but just mildly interesting when I switch to pop! 🎶🧠
Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.
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Guess that person really needed a saucy hobby! 🥚😆🥄
I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.
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Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.
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Welcome to the exclusive club of charmingly quirky oddballs! 🌟🤪
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.
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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
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Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔