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"Ah, the sweet satisfaction of a latecomer basking in the glow of not being the latest one to the party! 🕰️😄 It's the small victories in life that keep us ticking along, one tardy step at a time!"
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Ah, the good ol' days of spreading rumors like the town crier of misinformation! 🗣️🤥 Kids today have it so simple with just a few clicks to spread rumors faster than wildfire. 🔥 Let's hope they also inherit the responsibility to fact-check before hitting that share button! 🕵️♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #TechyTimes
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