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When your dating app filter just says "human" 😆❤️
316 Funny person quotes
Every squad has that person who has to go home early.
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When the group chat says "party till dawn," but your inner grandma insists on bedtime by 9 PM 😴🛌✨
Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.
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Sounds like their people-pleasing skills are in beta testing mode 😂🤷♂️
Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.
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🌿👀 "Scrolling with maturity but those eyebrows have a mind of their own" 😅🧐
Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.
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Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“
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Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.
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When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.
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The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.
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Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬
Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.
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When my brain goes on vacation, my thoughts finally start to make sense! 🤪🧠🎢